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Ok … after 5 pm .. off the clock got a few mins to kill lets play some poker scenarios. Was at a card game recently which ended with an interesting hand. Keep in mind this is at the tailend of a 10-11 hour session.

Cash game, pre-flop I raise  all 3 remaining players call the raise(modest raise nothing crzy)  flop is Ace , Four , Three… all unsuited. I bet, friend next to me raises my bet (raises double my bet so total bet now is triple my bet) other 2 bail out …. back to me he and I are chip leaders I go all in…. after some thinking he calls my raise…

ok boys and girls let the fun begin … put yourselves in either his,my or both our shoes and start counting outs and what u put the other guy on. P.S … if u already know don’t be an ass and ruin it for the others….

To start u off one of us is holding two pair and the other top pair top kicker….. and i’m really bored at this point so endulge me.

Its been a long time and i know we’re all really old .. some older than others  … but i know at one point everyone remembers the jello shots … if u were to be making them again found a nice little site that brings u the science and the perfect balance of booze and jello so it gels just right with the max kick… JELLO

The holy grail may have been discovered people. I know everyone wondered where to get started with the pimp gear … well wait no more … Pimp Starter kit is where its at. They have the silver version too… Silver Super Pimp .

*To all my pimping friends I will make this guarantee .. were you to purchase either of these wonderful products in the hopes that you may find yourself in the process maybe even find the answers to the ‘meaning of life’ I will reimburse the purchase price in the form of drinks at a happy hour.

* said friend must be wearing all products purchased in plain site (plain site, the place and time period of happy hour to be determined by me).

Today’s advise is to watch a show on upn Wed. 8 pm . Mars Its about the daily life of a white girl … yes u heard right .. UPN has a show thats not of the black persuasion and they actually have 2 shows this season that look good the other being of course everybody hates chris which u know i’m not missing tommorow at 8.

But back to Veronica … may seem a little childish … highschool girl who plays detective on her spare time… but i if u watched the first season ( download them they’re all over) u will be addicted…. don’t be fooled shes actually 25 and kinda cute plus I know all u people out there always dreamed of what a sexually active Nancy Drew would be like …. P.S .. Charisma Carpenter(buffy,angel) Plays the trophy wife boinking one of the highschool guys.

Are u kidding me ? anyone else know of the $500 million dollar contract with sirius?

Stern

The article is about how he’s losing ratings i say screw the ratings he is about to become a half billionare. Thats right people somehow some way we all took the wrong turn in life.

So mehul sussgested i blog about the dump i took this morning ….. we’ll get back to that … but for now lets start with a little education. Had chinese food for lunch .. friend got General Tso’s Chicken…. so naturally i ask who the guy is/was, of course no one knew, so today’s lesson is to read ..The General . The guy was pretty bad ass, from now on I will be enjoying the chicken even more knowing the man crushed thousands of rebel scum.